Sentencing Badass Couples to Life…
A story is only as good as the person who tells it, so let’s get this shit right!
Your ceremony shouldn’t be boring, it’s a reflection of you .
It should show how unbelievably intertwined you two freaks are & bring back the nostalgic feeling of how you met your bestfriend, your Ride or Die.
Just like all my rad couples, each ceremony is different and fully personalised to you; whether your just a little or entirely wild at heart. Dirty Deeds is for couples who play by their own rules & have a thirst for something out-of-the-ordinary when it comes to all aspects of their wedding.
Executioner Jake
Bikes, beers and badass couples.
Extroverted energetic egghead.
Fuck the norms and what people expect,
Even though you’re already a big conversation,
Let’s give them something else to talk about!
Passionate for the Weirdly Alternative and strong supporter of the Culturally Unacceptable.
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Jake created a personal yet light hearted and fun vibe for our ceremony. Our guests enjoyed the details he added to our ceremony and it made our day so special and intimate. He was professional and prompt and truely a celebrant I would highly recommend to any couple.
El Rowe
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Best celebrant ever! Jake was the cherry on top of our perfect day. He created a fun, light hearted and memorable ceremony which is exactly what we wanted. He was the MC for the night and done the most incredible job! 100000/10 would recommend! 👏🏽👏🏽
Chantelle Hamson
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Jake was amazing, cool as a cucumber and such a great support on the day. Handled all of the legal stuff and wrote a fantastic ceremony for us. Even pretended to be a photographer until we surprised our friends and family! We knew from the first call he would be such a great part of our day and that was spot on. Just an all around awesome guy. Appreciate all you did for us Jake! X
Kelly McLean
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We were in search of a celebrant that would bring life to the ceremony, bring good vibes and was our style. Jake met with us and he was exactly what we were looking for. He created a story for us based on a questionnaire that we both filled out separately. This brought emotion and good laughs which added a whole new layer to the ceremony. The legal documentation was easily sorted without any hassles. We were so lucky to secure him on our day. I would definitely recommend him to anyone. 😍😍
Zeke Woof
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Jake truly made our ceremony an unforgettable experience. His ability to infuse humor, lightheartedness, and fun into our special day was remarkable. Many of our guests even asked if we were long-time friends with Jake because he told our story so brilliantly, even though we had just met him for our ceremony. If you're in search of a celebrant who can bring humor and personalization to your ceremony, Jake is the perfect choice. He absolutely nailed it, and we couldn't be happier with his fantastic job!
Blair Harvey
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If you have ever seen Jake in action, you know that 5/5 is simply not enough. Jake was an integral part of our special and secret elopement in Barrington Tops not just for the legal stuff but for the laughs, confidence boosts and now friendship. He truly got to know us and took the time to make every effort to make it happen in the exact way we wanted. He is professional, kind, humble and honestly just an all round great guy. We wanted a small, intimate, stress free and secret ceremony and Jake, alongside Barefoot & Bearded (Joel) and A Sunday in September Media (Jordan) AKA our witnesses… executed it absolutely perfectly. If you want a stress free, fun and easy ceremony with a leather jacket, a mullet and a bolo tie, Jake’s your man.
Taylah Kral
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Cheers ya weapons!
